Nose picking, stinky beggar... oh I need some wheels!!!

Ohhhhh my Lord!!! I can't stand the Underground!!! Either I get a bicycle or car!!!URGENTLY!!!
First let's talk about nose picking.
In my opinion nose picking equals farts. It's disrespectful. You don't do it in front of others. And never in public. These are the basic rules.
After five years living in London I realize English people are winners when it comes to education but losers when it comes to hygiene.
This week on the Underground I caught a couple of people digging up their nostrils. Ahhhhhhhh it was so horrible!!! The most repulsive one was this typical English guy sitting next to me: blond, tall, and kind of fit. One hand was holding his newspaper and the index finger of the other hand was almost totally inside his nostril. But it doesn't stop there. After he finally got it all out, he then put in his mouth and started chewing!!! Ahhhhhh GROSS!!! How could you??? Thank God my stop was the next one.
Again, the other day, we all had to get on to the platform because something was wrong with the train. As we were waiting this Asian guy started picking his nose while reading his newspaper. He then started rubbing both his fingers together and making little snot balls. What's wrong with people? Did your parents not teach you good matters?
Moving on to our next topic.
Stinky beggars.
Ohhhh they should NOT be allowed on ANY public transportation unless they're reasonably clean!!
I rarely encounter stinky beggars, but when I do, I make sure to be as close to the door as possible. So at least when doors open I get some fresh air. These ones always start their speeches with (imagine a very strong Scottish accent): "Sorry everyone, I don't want to disturb, but I haven't eaten for days and I'm just collecting money so I can spend the night in a shelter and clean myself ... blah blah blah..." I know we should feel sorry for them but I don't at times. Britain is a country that offers everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, a chance to make it. Homeless people can even get benefits. There is absolute no excuse for you to be the way you are. I say this because I've studied for the "Life in the UK" test, where you need to read a book which contains all the country's basic information. I recommend you read it if you want to come and live in the UK. It's really helpful.
Anyway, back to the subject. So yeah, this man was smelling so bad I almost threw up in disgust.
Those are my reasons for needing to get some wheels, pretty soon. I will start looking for a bicycle perhaps...

That's it for now. I'm so tired!! Yay!! Dinner is ready!! Talk soon!